January 2012
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I met Casanova from project runway earlier.
He’s really sweet.
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Well I'm off to New York.
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Things that I've yelled at people in the past...
“UGLY”
“YOU’RE A FUCKING TURD”
“I AM THE FEMALE WEEZY”
“SHE’S SELENA GOMEZ SHE DOESN’T NEED YOUR SHIT”
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I think I just applied to college.
When did I become so busy that I have to create...
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“should i kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”
– albert camus
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Only applying to out of state colleges. Chicago,...
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Right now I'm watching my brother as he goes...
Conducting research of what a straight man does on tumblr.
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Artist: Alexander Ebert Song: Let’s Win!...
Devin: If we were in a fight I would kick your ass.
Me: If we were in a fight I would fist your ass.
Can't wait to take my first poo of 2012.
Devin: Its not my fault that you like bears. And don't you fucking call me a bear.
Me: ...bottom bear bitch
Devin: I'm not a bottom. IM A POWER BOTTOM.
Because I've been bad at blahging~
Height: 5’7”
Shoe Size: 9.5
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Do you Smoke? No
Do you Drink? No
Do you Take Drugs? No
Age you get mistaken for: 20
Have Tattoos? No
Want any tattoos? My dog as the virgin Mary on my left thigh
Got any Piercings? No
Want any piercings? No
Best friend? My (now broken) bed.
Relationship status: Professional Gold Digger
Biggest fears: Becoming obese, Falling...
December 2011
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jawncharles asked: What presents did you ask for for Christmas/your birthday?
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Its my birthday send nudes. →
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As of today I can now
Buy Cigarettes
Watch and buy porn (legally)
Have sex with (almost) anyone that I want
Make a Grindr account
Buy lottery tickets
Be summoned for Jury Duty
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Wait, they don't love you like I love you
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS. Wait, they don’t love you like I love you.
Out of context
My mother: I don't eat anything that big!
Me: It was only six inches.
My mother: I can only do 3.
Someone please tell me that it's ok to gain weight...
PLEASE.
