As of today I can now

  • Buy Cigarettes
  • Watch and buy porn (legally)
  • Have sex with (almost) anyone that I want
  • Make a Grindr account
  • Buy lottery tickets
  • Be summoned for Jury Duty

  1. worstbestfriend said: YOU WEREN’T EVEN 18 YET?!
  2. ivanwantspeace said: omgz you’s a babies! happy birthday!
  3. dalecuntistrano posted this